Dear Mother Nature,

While I appreciate the fact that you are trying to give Texans a beautiful winter, enough is enough. It is officially spring now, as I am sure you are aware, and we have had plenty of fluffy white snow to last another decade. Please don’t take this the wrong way, it’s not that I don’t enjoy the beauty of it all. The problem is when it snows, most Texans feel it is necessary to slam on their brakes and go 20MPH on the highway. It’s a pretty huge problem, and I would greatly appreciate it if you could stop giving us snow now.